aka The Supreme Gentleman™ (online aliases Elliot R1, The Purifier, The Wow Genius, Valtharion, Ramsaybolton, Varodan123, and a handful of Youtube socks) is known worldwide as not only the best World of Warcraft player this planet has ever seen and an award-winning author, but also a chronically aspergic love-shy misogynist, who on May 23rd, 2014, fulfilled his lifelong dream of reenacting Grand Theft Auto, by gunning down numerous prostitutes from the sanctity of his BMW because he was angry that he was 22 years old and still a virgin.
: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. " : Thirty years ago today, May and I were married.
Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. Some of you were there, some of you weren't born, and some of you are now DEED!
But, we both said "I do," and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.
: Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you.